What Kind of Coffee Are You?

Posted by Jo Momma on Sep 29th 2015

These habits will help you identify what kind of coffee best describes your personality.

Many of us in the parent universe need a little help to get through the day. For most of us, one of the biggest “little helpers” is coffee. But how you drink your coffee and what kind of coffee you drink says a lot about your personality.

For example, those folks who take cream and sugar with their coffee are good at pleasantry and small talk. If you don’t have anything nice to say, you can just sit back and sip your coffee.

Then there are the folks who need flavored coffee. Sure, a pumpkin spice or a little hazelnut can have its place once in a while, but it’s not an everyday flavor. Seems like you’re the kind of person who needs to mix it up all the time.

If your coffee type is a complicated one that’s ordered in a shop with a half-dozen words to describe it, my guess is that you’re the type of person who showers and puts on makeup before heading to the gym. You might need to get over yourself.

For those of you who drink straight-up black coffee, I’m assuming you’re a get-it-done gal. No muss, no fuss. You take your coffee straight up, and you dish it out straight, too. Chances are I’d have a coffee with you — and probably a beer, too.